Welcome, fellow sentient beings, to today's meeting where we'll explore the crushing ennui of modern existence. We'll dive into the depths of meaninglessness and contemplate the bleakness of an uncaring universe. It's Tuesday, so we'll probably spend most of our time staring at the wall and wondering if it's all worth it.
Agenda:
Adjournment - If you must leave, please do. We won't judge you for fleeing the abyss of despair.